You know what? I want to be a millionaire. Why is it that no woman ever makes it into the hotseat? And now some 20-year-old college junior is sitting there. I am SO calling. Gripe of the week: Adobe Acrobat 4.0. When Adobe came to Minneapolis last summer to tout this most fabulous new product (which practically walked on water) it promised me that I could change a Word doc into a PDF with the click of a button. Ha. Fortunately, my Adobe magazine just arrived in the mail, and wouldn’t you know, the Q&A has my exact question. With some non-answer. I’ve only reinstalled Acrobat five times now with no luck.
8:07 p.m. I am so bummed. I just called and Regis answered. But unfortunately, I didn’t qualify (my geography could use some brushing up). I’ll just call back tomorrow. And in the meanwhile I’ll play the Flash version.
10:33 p.m. David Letterman has won.

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