Four signs a gay man has spent the night in your apartment

• The throw pillows on the couch are arranged as if they were just perfectly … thrown there.
• The KMS “Hair Play” molding paste and defining pomade haven’t quite been placed back to their original positions on the bathroom shelf.
• You can’t stop singing Britney Spears’ “Oops, I did it again.”
• The note left on the kitchen table reminds you to let go of the things that don’t really count and re-prioritize the people who do.

Posted on May 15th, 2000 by Lynsey in lynsey.org