You’d never see advertising like this in the United States.

Dial 1-800-888-3999.

WAIT for Option 7.

You know what to do!

A few of you faithful lynsey.org fans have requested a thumbnail page of all of my Snoopy images. Well, what are you waiting for?

I was out of the office one day this past week: 89 new emails. I’m getting panicked for my week-long vacation starting this Wednesday. Let’s see … 89 emails times 7 days …. ooh, I shudder to think. Speaking of vacations, I’m leaving for a week and won’t be around to keep Fresh! very fresh. Any guest bloggers out there? Just think … you have a lovely new wrapper to blog in!

I was feeling boxed in. Pardon the mess while I move into new digs.

Hurry now, everyone! It’s not too late to buy a mug, t-shirt, or mousepad with my picture on it! (Okay, okay, so about 70 other people have their pictures on it too.) Thanks to Heather (who must be damn tired of my excessive linking to her) for bringing the Mirror Project to this lovely merchandise. My mug should arrive any day now. Hey, there — what are you waiting for? Go now!

Happy birthday, Roger. I heart you.