Things I question on Election Day:

1. Who has been the vice president of the United States for the past six months?

2. Does Chelsea Clinton really attend Stanford? (Not unless Stanford is in Chappaqua, New York.)

3. What would happen if Al Gore or George W. Bush were in a horrible plane crash today and died?

4. If a note for Nader is a vote for Bush, what do I do if I really want to vote for Nader?

Undoubtedly, more questions will arise as the day wears on ….

This, my friends, is Ben Stein, standing five feet away from me.

And this, my friends, is the lifesaver that Ben Stein spat in a potted plant in a $26 million building before he shook everyone’s hands.

Pretty cool, eh?