It is with sadness that I bring you the news that the Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch, Baby Ruth and many others.
The graveside was piled high with flour arrangements, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who “Never knew how much he was kneaded.”
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children, Cookies and Cream, and one in the oven.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for 20 minutes.
I have no idea why I found the above so funny that I felt a need to post it here, but I did. So enjoy. (And in case you’re wondering, the Doughboy is still alive. See?.) There is one person whom, I am sure, would willingly accept a piece of doughmail or two to brighten his day.Eric is back! I’m happy to read that someone enjoyed his Carribbean cruise more than I did. Gladly, Eric and I can now continue our reciprocal linkings, no one else seems to be linking to our web sites. (Maybe I’m just jealous because his blog is so much better than mine.)Speaking of linking, I found a new blog today that it looks like I’ll enjoy: mood-indigo. I especially admired her photo compilations since they reminded me of a time when I actually used to do the same thing. Perhaps a few birthday pics in some attractive setting should go on here one of these days.
I awoke this morning to the warm sun across my face and the sound of birds singing. Is spring actually on its way? Check out that ten-day forecast!. And, in honor of spring and the upcoming festivities on March 17, a new Fresh! banner.
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