Okay, so this is old news by now, but last week sometime America (or more specifically one Mr. Joseph W. Prueher) sent a letter of apology (or whatever you want to call it) to the Chinese after this whole spyplane incident.
All right, think with me for a while: how in the hell does one government official really send a letter to the Chinese these days?
“Hey, Mr. Bush! I don’t think this one’s gonna get across the ocean without another coupla stamps on it! Anyone got some I don’t have to lick? And I need one of those cool air mail stickers!”
I don’t think so. So, how did America send this letter? Suggestions of conversations that may have occurred in the White House:
- “Hello, China. Please read the following e-mail attachment.”
- “Mr. Jiaxuan, can you give me your fax number? The last one you sent was just your phone line.”
- “Dammit, can anyone get this laser printer unjammed? I gotta finish this mail merge!”
I’d be much happier if you all offered your comments on this highly important topic. Discuss amongst yourselves below.
Happy birthday, Mom!
Sticker shock has hit. I was looking for a two bedroom apartment in the Cities; I’m now thinking the one bedrooms are looking a little more appealing. Anything is going to look expensive after not paying rent for three years, baby! More news on my apartment search to come.
Tonight: Jonatha at the Fine Line! Can’t wait!
I’m busy again. It feels good.
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