Roger, pulling up in tiny Cruiser behind one big Hummer: “That’s a really big car.”
Lynsey: “Mmm.”
Roger, pulling forward six blocks: “Wow, that really is a big car.”
Lynsey: “Why the hell would you drive a car that big?”
Roger and Lynsey, pulling up beside said really big car, in unison: “Because you’re Jesse Ventura!”

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