Conversation between husband and wife at a stoplight at Portland and 494

Roger, pulling up in tiny Cruiser behind one big Hummer: “That’s a really big car.”

Lynsey: “Mmm.”

Roger, pulling forward six blocks: “Wow, that really is a big car.”

Lynsey: “Why the hell would you drive a car that big?”

Roger and Lynsey, pulling up beside said really big car, in unison: “Because you’re Jesse Ventura!”

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