Roger and I awoke to a huge clap of thunder early Saturday morning, followed by horizontal rain and incessant lighting. It was all we could do but crawl back under the covers and say a little prayer that our tree wouldn’t fall on our house. I did consider whether or not the dog’s crates, located in the living room, would be sturdy enough to withstand a falling tree and collapsing roof and protect little Kozmo and Newman; I determined they would and promptly fell back asleep to the sound of the whistling wind.
Saturday morning we awoke to no power, the sound of chainsaws and this—devastation throughout our neighborhood. Seeing as though we had no power and didn’t know when it would return, we got ready for the day and headed out for breakfast (along with the rest of Bloomington and Burnsville; the wait at our new favorite breakfast place, Jensen’s, was over 20 minutes). On our way there, we snapped these photos of the damaged trees throughout the neighborhood, some just within two blocks of our house. Fortunately, we were spared: our tree lost only one branch, and it lodged itself nicely between the four trunks.
After cleaning up the deck and yard, I ventured into work Saturday afternoon—to work on a project in an air conditioned office and with a computer that would last longer than the 120 minutes my laptop would give me. When I got back to the house around 6 p.m., there was still no power. So, Roger and I called up the folks and asked to crash at their new home in Savage. After obtaining the security code from my dad (and explicit instructions that included turning off the phone so that if we did trigger the alarm, it wouldn’t send a signal to the security company), we packed up the fridge and freezer and headed south with our thousands of condiments and pork tenderloin. When we arrived at their home, I transferred those explicit instructions to Roger, and on the count of three we entered the house to the sound of a screaming alarm. Assuming that it always did this and that silencing it only required punching in a simple code, we quickly punched in the digits and high-fived each other, proud of our accomplishment. Then, the phone rang, and I finally had my “Oh, shit” moment of the day.
“This is Kim from the security company. Is everything OK?,” a somewhat friendly but stern woman asked over the phone. As she drilled me for details, I couldn’t offer her the password that would end this nightmare (despite his explicit instructions, dad had forgotten one minor yet slightly important detail). She threatened to send out the cops if she couldn’t get a hold of my mom and dad for the code; all I could think of was on top of not having power, losing half the food in my freezer, and wondering if the power could come back in time for the TiVo to tape Glen Close’s Damages on Tuesday night, was that I was going to jail. A jail with no power.
Finally, the alarm was shut off, my mom and dad called to assure me that everything was OK, and Roger and I ventured out in a somewhat unfamiliar suburb (in the pouring rain, once again) to find dinner. We collapsed in an unfamiliar but welcome bed Saturday night. Yesterday morning, Xcel Energy had finished their job and our electricity was restored. We were home again and our fridge has never looked so clean.